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I AM NOTHING!

NEW BLOG IS JUST BEING CREATED AS AN AID FOR EGO RAMBLING AND NOW SERIOUS STUDY OF ALL THINGS PHILOSOPHICAL/PHOTOGRAPHIC AND PERSONAL.

LOG ON:

ALLISHIP.BLOGSPOT.COM

P.S. I THINK IT WAS THE OLD BAZ MAN WHO SAID THE EMAILS WEREN’T GETTING THROUGH.

I THINK THE MENTAL DISCHARGES NEXT DOOR ARE PLAYING UP AGAIN… I’M GONNA PLAY MY MUSIC LOUD AS

A CHILDISH RETORT TO THEIR DOG SHIT THROWING, PISS CHUCKING AND

GENRAL SLAMMING OF DOOR ROUTINE THAT I MUST INCESSANTLY SUFFER.

AS FOR DAN WANTING ALL THE INFORMATION R.E. MR JONATHAN P SUTCLIFFE

I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION (I AM JONATHAN, INFACT) THAT THAT WAS

THE JOB OF MARK AND ANDY WHO WERE DOING THE DIGGING OF DIRT – TRUE OR CONTRARIWISE.

EITHER WAY – YOUR INFOMRATION IS SADLY LACKING I.E. WRONG.

AND I WASN’T AS PARANOID AS YOU THOUGHT…

(i’m not paranoid, you just all think i am… ha! ha! well; i thought that joke was funny).

SOME MORE IMAGES OF THE SAME.

OLD/NEW IMAGERY.

A VARIATION ON THIS IMAGE CAN BE VIEWED FROM MY STUDY WINDOW DURING AUTUMNAL/WINTER DAYS. THOUGH THE TREES HAVE BLOCKED MOST OF THE VIEW OUT NOW.

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WHAT AN EDUCATION DOES FOR YOU… AKA I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF IAN WAS THE YORKSHIRE RIPPER.

AS I SAY IF IT’S GOT BLACK HAIR IT’LL BE A LYING CHEATING TWAT!

THEN AGAIN… ON A MORE LIGHTER NOTE…

NOT!

SCIENTISTS HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT IF YOU LIVE NEAR AN EARTHQUAKE – EPICENTRE OR NOT -

THAT YOU, AS AN INDIVIDUAL LIVING NEAR THE EARTHQUAKE ALONG WITH THE COLLECTIVE

CONSCIOUSNESS OF YOUR PEERS, ARE IN DANGER OF DYING…

JEEZ  AND THERE’S ME THINKING I WAS PRETTY CLUED UP R.E. SUCH MATTERS.

Millions of people in Europe, the Middle East and Asia are at risk from deadly tremors which can strike out of the blue in unmapped earthquake zones, scientists have warned.

Attention should be focused on these regions, which lie within the interior of continents, instead of well known earthquake “hotspots”, according to two leading experts.

They stress that “interior zone” earthquakes kill far more people than those in recognised danger areas on continental edges such as Japan and California.

Over the past century, earthquakes on large fault lines where shifting plates of the Earth’s crust collide and slip have claimed around 800,000 lives, say the experts writing in the journal Nature Geoscience. Around half these deaths were due to tsunamis like the one which struck the north-east coast of Japan in March.

In contrast, sudden earthquakes in continental interiors within the plates killed around 1.4 million. Interior quakes also killed far more people directly by shaking the ground and toppling buildings.

Professor Philip England, from Oxford University, and Professor James Jackson, from Cambridge University, classified 130 earthquakes occurring in the last 120 years.

The experts argue that more scientific resources should be directed at identifying seismic risk in regions such as the 10 million square kilometre Alpine-Himalayan belt, which covers Italy, Greece, Turkey, Iran and central Asia, and China.

The scientists wrote: “On the plate boundaries, the location of the hazard is well known and earthquake timing constitutes the greatest uncertainty.

“In many parts of the continental interiors, however, we do not even know where the hazards lie. Slavish application of a model based on plate boundaries around the Pacific rim to earthquake hazard in continental interiors is not merely unhelpful, but can be positively dangerous.

“We argue that the knowledge that underpins earthquake resilience in Japan or California must be transferred to countries in which earthquakes regularly inflict huge death tolls, often far from the media spotlight.”

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the goddesses of nature and music… or sommat…

i’m adding these as emblems of decent weather – i.e. einvironmental equilibrium (putting the seasons back in order), as protectresses of  my record collection and as watchers of bird and plant life.

beats adding sexist comments.

o; and as demonesses protecting my hearth and home – all those who enter without permission are to die slow and horrible deaths.

achtung!

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anyone got any hints on how to stop folk entering one’s home without permission?

i might go out and do some image creation.

i’ll tell you what, you thought the magna carta must have been a hefty piece of information to compile, a ball-ache, as it were, to document and complete…

but my fucking attempts to get a holiday booked for myself is the biggest piece of tedium one man (or anyone) has had to suffer in the history of

1: correspondence

2: administration

3: continental race relations

4: being patient….

help!

p.s. as they (whoever they are) insist on fucking up everyhting i do, anyway, it makes no bloody difference if i make my plans/thoughts /intentions public

as they fuck things up irrespective…

i will be searching for alternative places of abode should i get to travel on holiday – in this country of choice or not…

i really want out.

the beauty of my plan(s) is that as i have never joined anything or any body politik or any social group that it’d be easier for me to get things achieved and processed… to actually get things done!

but no! there’s always some brown-nose oik sticking their probosis in.

life – who needs it.

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I AM BORING BUT… WELL, Y’KNOW…

I HAVE BEEN OUT CYCLING. WOWEE!

BUT CYCLING WITH A LOAD OF SHITE (METAPHORICAL SHITE) IN MY BACK-PACK.

I WENT SHOPPING TO LARGE CORPORATION OF CAPITALIST PROPORTIONS…

ANYHOW; I GOT MYSELF SOME FOOD. NOT THAT I FEEL PARTICULARLY HUNGRY.

I BOUGHT SOME BIRD FOOD.

THIS GAVE ME GREAT PLEASURE IN PUTTING OUT SAID BIRD FOOD FOR SAID BIRDS.

AND THERE’S ME BEMOANING THE FACT THAT I NEVER SEE ANY BIRDS OF INTEREST…

NOT THAT I WISH TO DENIGRATE THE GARDEN BIRDS (E.G. SPARROW).

I THINK A CHAFFINCH – NOT A VERY RARE BIRD, BUT NOT ONE I SEE YONDER ABOUTS -

WAS SAT ON THE AERIAL OF THE HOUSE ACORSS FROM ME – SINGING THE PRAISES OF BIRD FOOD…

AS I NEVER SEE SUCH RAPTOR LIFE HERE I TAKE THAT AS A GOOD OMEN.

OR SOME SUCH THING.

COOL.

ALSO; CYCLING UP LARGE HILL WITH WEIGHTY AMOUNT OF VITTLES ON MY BACK WAS NOT VERY COMFORTING BUT

I NEEDED THE EXERCISE.

OF COURSE, WHEN I GO OUT CYCLING AND IT RAINS, OR IT WHEN IT RAINS  AS I SET OFF CYCLING,

YOU CAN BET THAT IT’LL BE CRACKING THE FLAGS UPON MY RETURN.

AND LO!

THE SUN IS NOW CRACKING THE FLAGS.

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we are brought back down to not even mundane aspects of life…

expelled from a state of bliss due to unforeseen circumstances…

someone better help me sort out my neighbours – this is too much for one peson to contend with though contend with i have and must..

without sounding poncey and bravado imbued.

it’s raining i’m gonna go out an get wet.

on purpose.

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BRING BACK THE SOUL.

OLD IMAGERY OF PRESTON ALLOTMENT.

AN EXCELLENT ENVIRONMENT FOR STUDY IN ORNOTHOLOGY,PLANT LIFE, DENDROLOGY, SOCIAL HISTORY/SOCIAL SCIENCES, DOCUMENTARY STUDY ETC.

GIT DOWN T YER LOCAL ALLOTMENT - IF YOU ARE A PHOTOGRAPHER STUDIER OF EXISTENCE.

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ANOTHER INTERESTING DISCOVEREY… AND NOTHING SURREALIST…

http://birdfreak.com/

I ADDED THIS DUE TO THE FACT THAT RAPTORS ARE PRETTY BEAUTIUFL CREATURES AND I ALWAYS MAKE A POINT OF FEEDING THE TYPES WHICH FLY DOWN TO MY BIT FO HEDGE…

USUALLY THE MAGPIES ARE BOLD ENOUGH TO VENTURE DOWN… THOUGH, AND THIS WARMS MY HEART, THE SPARROWS, WHO IT SEEMS ALWAYS GET A BAD TIME OF IT ARE PRETTY COCKY ENOUGH TO FEED AMONGST THE ODD MAGPIE…

I ADD THIS ADDRESS AND ADD MY OWN VIEWS DUE TO THE FACT THAT YESTERDAY, OUT PHOTOGRAPHING THE BANAL FACADES OF TOWN HALLS AND PUBS, AS I WAS SETTING UP THE TRIPOD ON THE SIDEWLK OF A DESERTED STREET, I WAS MET BY A COUPLE OF DUCKS – A BREEDING PAIR I ASSUM (AND NOT A METAPHOR)… WHO, AFTER CHECKING OUT WHAT I WAS DOING, THEY WERE WADDLING ABOUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, DECIDED TO WALK OVER TO ME AND SEE WHAT THE CRAIC WAS… UNFIORTUNATELY A VAN DECIDED TO SPEED UP THE ROAD STRAIGHT AT THEM… THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC IN THE OTHER DIRECTION HAVING THE COURTESY TO STOP ETC AND SURVEY THE SCENE…

ANYHOW; I THINK THE DUCKS WILL BE OK… THEY FLEW OFF SO I ASSUME THAT THE VAN SPEEDING INTO THEM HASN’T KILLED THEM?

WHICH PROMPTS ME NOW TO GO OUT AND PURCHASE SOME NUTS AND SHIT (I.E. BIRD THINGS, NOT ACTUAL SHIT, AS YOU WOULD NO DOUBT THINK I MEANT) FOR THE LOCAL GARDEN RAPTOR COMMUNITY.

IT MAY ALSO HELP ME GET A DECENT SHOT OF SOME GARDEN SCENERY…

I THINK THE MAGPIE WOULD BE A DECENT CATCH – VISUALLY – AS THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL  AND HAVE AN INDIVIDUAL  AURA ALL THEIR OWN.

SO, IT’S A QUESTION OF THROWING OUT A BIT OF BREAD… WAITING FOR THE MAGPIE TO SEE IT – THIS TAKES ABOUT 5 SECONDS – AND CLICKING THE SHUTTER SHOULD I HAVE SET UP MY CMERA CORRECTLY.

NOT A VERY ADVENTUROUS BIRD TO ATTEMPT TO PHOTOGRAPH. THOUGH THIS IS NOT THE POINT. THE BANAL ASPECT OF MY LIFE MEANS THAT ONLY CROWS, RAVENS, MAGPIES AND SPARROWS – THE ODD TIT – ACTUALLY VENTURE IN TO THE HEDGE AND FEED.

I HAVEN’T SEEN ANY FINCHES NOR… ACTUALLY I SAW ONE ROBIN… BUT THAT’S ABOUT IT…

ADIOS.

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FIGHT!

LOOKS LIKE THERE’S GONNA BE A FIGHT.

I HOPE THEY’RE FILMING IT, SHE SAID.

LET’S HOPE HE DOESN’T MAKE IT, CRASHES HIS CAR AND DIES A HORRIBLE AUSTRALIAN DEATH.

THE MEANING OF BEING DRESSED LIKE AN AUSTRALIAN’S NIGHTMARE BEING THIS:

Y’KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF..? WHEN YOU’RE HAVING A CONVERSATION AND SOMEONE EAVESDROPS AND THEY GET THEIR GOSSIP (INTENTIONALLY OR OTHERWISE) MIXED UP AND BLAB THE MOST HORRENDOUS SLAUGHTEROUS LIES.

EQUALLY SO – WHEN ONE JUST HAPPENS TO MENTION A NAME ANY NAME AND ALL THE FUCKING INDIVIDUALS IN THE WORLD WHO USE THAT NAME THINK, COS THEIR EGOS ARE SOOO FUCKING LARGE, THAT YOU WERE SPEAKING ABOUT THEM…

THAT’S WHAT I HATE.

LET’S FACE IT IF BEING A FULLY PAID UP MEMEBER OF SOCIETY MEANS BEING WITH YOU LOT I’LL TAKE THE MORBID SUPREMECY OF SOLITUDE AND LONELINESS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

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PART CHIMP.

http://youtu.be/MUUz9zBG9rI

UNFORTUNATELY FOR JONATHAN – DUTCH WOMEN ARE TALL AND INDEPENDENTLY MINDED WHICH MEANS HIS DWARF-LIKE STATURE WILL MEAN NOTHING TO THESE NOMADIC EX-NORSE(WO)MEN TYPES.

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SUBJECT AT HAND – THAT OF FREEDOM OF CONSCIENCE AND POLITICAL/RELIGIOUS/FREE THINKING LIBERTY.

O… BUT IT DOES.

AND WHAT’S ALL THIS: IT’S PART OF THE PROCESS ROUTINE? IN THAT 30 ODD YEARS OF CONSTANT ABUSE BRINGS ME TO NOUGHT BUT HATRED.

BESIDES; I AM NOT SO STUPID AS TO THINK THAT DUTCH SOCIETY HAS THAT HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE – THOUGH IF THEY ARE OF A SNOBBISH DISPOSITION THEN ALL GOOD AND WELL.

I, PERSONALLY, ENQUIRED ABOUT BECOMING A DUTCH CITIZEN. NEVER HEARD ANYTHING BACK FROM THEM…

I WONDER IF IT WAS A QUESTION OF SOMEONE FLITTING TO HOLLAND WITH MY PERSONAL DETAILS??????

HOW PARANOID’S THAT?

NOT AS PARANOID AS YOU POINTING IT OUT.

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